It’s a Topsy Dopsy World

The world is going nuts and I'm not just talking about the Danish cartoon incident where they shot themselves to fame overnight when once a upon a time all you know about the Danish were butter cookies and Peter Schmeichel, depending on your interest. Anyway, I heard on the Morning Express about an hour ago that some crazy nut bollywood director is making a movie about Mother Teresa. I didn't think anything wrong about that till I heard the name of the actress approached - I couldn't recall if she agreed though - was, get this. Paris Hilton.

His reason? Her rejecting to appear - simply appearing or appearing nude? - on Playboy magazine was a display of her chastity??!! Somebody! Give this guy a Hollywood, who's who and doing what crash course. On the hand, in the international news, some ang mo country's workers are going on strike because they're required to work an extra 18 minutes per day. I don't know, might seemed like a long time to them but I thought it works up to about the amount of time we spent chatting with our colleagues before we knock off? Maybe I’m wrong, so sue me. Finally, it doesn't matter whether you're attached or single. When you don't celebrate V day, lovely dovey people become all the more in your face than normal days. Even toothbrushes at home show their intend by kissing in front of you.

What the?

V Day Hazards

I had 3 guys calling me auntie this morning and I so regretted the last spelling erroneous post. Alright back on track. It's V day today. Yah so? Quit it ok people? Quit it. Stop sending me cutesy forwarded sms messages already. I've a half sprained right middle finger and I can do without these boring deletions off from my handphone really. Mr Smurfie says tiz no biggie so why am I so bitter about it - he also mentioned that I have no soul by the way. Well, thing is I'm getting them from people I know, people I half know and people I half don't know. What's up with this forwarding thingy exactly? I thought the trend killed itself when MMS and camera phones came along? Also, this "If 5 comes back, you'll get a big surprise on VALENTINE'S DAY!" statement in the message itself just irks me further. I mean, are these people just trying to get that freaking 1 sms out of me so that they can get a big surprise? oh crap. Forget it now people, like chain letters that'll kill you off in 5 days if you don't send it off, this doesn't work. It just pisses me off, making me feel used and cheated. I'm freaking out if I get another before the end of the day. I'd rather be called auntie again.

I'm Still Not Accepting It

I never thought it would happen to me. Well, not at least till I’m 40 or so, ok maybe 35, alright…32!!!! But, but, but what is exactly is wrong with the entire group of 20 over people??? At least those 5 or 6 at the area where the incident happened??? Why oh why oh why? How can they actually direct that young boy at airen’s sister’s house warming to call me an A_U_N_T_I_E?????????????????????????? -,-“ Auntie. Is age really catching up with me already? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Remarks Worth Remembering

This was recorded last friday when we were having buffet lunch at River View hotel. My sis was drinking green bean soup. My Sis: What's this? Mum: Banana lah Sis: Why would they put banana into green bean soup? Me: Is it nice? Sis: Yah nice Me: That's why lah! This was during lunch just now, we were talking about this tennis joke between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder, a joke I always tell. Airen: You know the thing about Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis? You know ah...the everlasting love is actually that they keep getting zero, no points... Me: Yah lah then what do you think the everlasting love was? Airen: No mah I thought it was the love for tennis or something... Me: You mean it took you these few years to finally get the joke and actually tried explaining to me??? Airen: At least I only took 2 years Me: ........ And finally just in... Airen has this personal message in his msn nick, "A semi-nude photo in your resume is a no-no. Duh!" coz a certain candidate sent in a topless picture of himself - not herself, too bad - recently. It was alright actually until this guy friend of his, who I suspect is a gay messaged him the following... "Would you prefer my nude photo or video in my resume then?" Shudders.

My Sister

My sister called me in the office earlier this afternoon, it was obvious she's sobbing or something like it. She had an accident at some expressway near our office, is in deep shock and has no idea the condition of her car. Suddenly, jokes we've been cracking about her "new old" car - this 2nd car her husband bought for her just days before the COE went crashing down - doesn't seem so funny anymore. Please pardon all the puns here coz we're seriously worried, really. Around 2 hours later, I receive this sms from her. "ok, no prob, now go buy 4d" And about 20 minutes later... "Got out of car n found $1" I'm convinced that the impact of the shock has already fled from her.