Remarks Worth Remembering

This was recorded last friday when we were having buffet lunch at River View hotel. My sis was drinking green bean soup. My Sis: What's this? Mum: Banana lah Sis: Why would they put banana into green bean soup? Me: Is it nice? Sis: Yah nice Me: That's why lah! This was during lunch just now, we were talking about this tennis joke between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder, a joke I always tell. Airen: You know the thing about Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis? You know ah...the everlasting love is actually that they keep getting zero, no points... Me: Yah lah then what do you think the everlasting love was? Airen: No mah I thought it was the love for tennis or something... Me: You mean it took you these few years to finally get the joke and actually tried explaining to me??? Airen: At least I only took 2 years Me: ........ And finally just in... Airen has this personal message in his msn nick, "A semi-nude photo in your resume is a no-no. Duh!" coz a certain candidate sent in a topless picture of himself - not herself, too bad - recently. It was alright actually until this guy friend of his, who I suspect is a gay messaged him the following... "Would you prefer my nude photo or video in my resume then?" Shudders.