Problematic Singaporean Aunties

My 3rd day at work and I can't tahan that auntie already. For those who have heard me bitch abit about her and/or receive an MMS of her auntie back, yes, that is the auntie I'm talking about here. For those who does not know, she's my colleague. There's 3 clear reasons why I stayed clear of her. 1. She's obviously beyond my league. I've not reached that stage yet. 2. Her auntieness at work annoys me to no end. 3. She scares me shitless with her ultra auntieness. I noticed this other auntie on the train back home just now, made a mental note that she's about the same age as AH-HUA - her ultra auntiness - and the way she dressed and behave. No way am I gonna end up like that anytime at all in my life. Thus, I've set this new resolution for myself in the up and coming future. I shall strive be to a funky auntie and not an auntie auntie so that I'll not shame myself when I reach my 40s. Especially if I'm still working professionally. For those who have questions regarding the difference between the 2 categories of aunties - I'm sure some of you here will question *SIGHS* - here's the answer. Funky auntie is someone who is still funky and normal in the auntie age range. Whereas an auntie auntie is someone who is an auntie in the auntie age range. Still don't get it? Go hop on some trains or go to markets, sit down and observe as the auntie aunties bombard you with their auntieness and multiply by 5 for the effect she'll have on you if you were working professionally together - especially when she's not a clerk but in the IT line. In any case, I think Mr Smurfie is gonna write a blog post about this topic and most likely post the picture I took of her up. Wait up for it especially if I confuse you in my not explaining properly - gotta go stress him abit.