The Witch's Intelligence Auto Answering Machine

Tomorrow at this hour, I'll be at some place - don't know where yet - with Mr Smurfie and Starusticity celebrating the next step of our lives - or rather leaving the bridge once and for all. Tomorrow, I shall stand outside the JTC office building and yell "NO MORE MR PINK" in triumph while knowing that I'll likely get a phone call from him the very next day, and the next, and the next. To counter that - I discussed with Airen sometime last week - I've decided to "record" the following scripts if I ever receive any of his calls again. Below is an imagined scenario. Something I wish might come true somehow *hysterical laughter*

Mr Pink: Eh..HALLO? Pseudo Recording: Hello, this is the Witch's Intelligence Auto Answering Machine. If your name is Mr Pink, please press 1. If your name is Oman, please press 2. If your name is PZ, please press 3. If you are neither of the above, please record your message immediately after the "dooooo" sound. Mr Pink presses 1. Mr Pink: AH *burps* HALLO ah... Pseudo Recording: The identification procedure has not completed. Please do not speak or make any undesirable sounds till it is completed. Mr Pink: Aiyah...why this like that? *burps* My name is Mr Pink. Pseudo Recording: Yes, it is like that. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. Your identity has been confirmed. Please record your message after hearing the words "F**K @FF". You have 5 seconds. "F**K @FF". Mr Pink: *burps* Eh...I'm Mr Pink ah... Pseudo Recording: F**K @FF!! Mr Pink: HAR? I... Pseudo Recording: F**K @FF!! Mr Pink: I...I...I... Pseudo Recording: F**K @FF!!! F**K @FF!! F**K @FF!!

Mr Pink: HALLO??

Pseudo Recording: Thank you for using the Witch's Intelligence Auto Answering Machine. Good Bye. *Click* dooooo............................ Mr Pink: HALLO? HALLO? *burps* aiyah cham...