Presidential Erection

I attempted to translate my blog from Singlish to Benglish after reading Kenny Sia and his Benglish Translator. This one particular sentence is extremely glaring to the eyes.

Before that I'm gonna be voting for sure - confirm! was the word I used - this time round coz there's more than 1 person running for the presidential election.

After that wa si gonna be voting for sure - conperm! was the word Limpeh used - this time round coz there's more than 1 chao kacheng running for the presidential erection.

More on the erection election. mr brown informs us in Singapore style Presidential elections that apparently, the voting is still going on and in fact has gone on even way before the actual date - if there were one. Thanks to him, I finally got the chance to cast my one insignificant vote. I was the 316th person who voted for the only person in the poll - no prize to guessing who it was. Yes, I voted but still, not shiok ley. Maybe coz I never queue up for it.