p l

Witch’s Brew

Friday, October 15, 2004

Heardings, Sightings and other Ramblings

If sighthings meant seeing something interesting, then hearing something interesting must be called heardings huh?

“…Your company is a circus!! Do you know what is a circus? It has elephants and monkeys!!! Your company is also a joke! Do you know what is a joke??…” – Mr XXX GM of a certain company to a technician servicing their machines

"If there were a cobra and an indian in front of you, who will you kill first?" - Mr xxx of a certain company. A racist statement but nonetheless funny if you take it with a pinch of salt

“Whine and dine is a new concept of life. It’s whining about being fat then continuing to eat” – Me

"I've never been hungry before in my life! I wanna know how being hungry feels like." - Tashes and another of her weird comments. I've been hungry before. The first time I felt hunger, I thought I was dying and my stomach was splitting open till my mum came and said "Aiyah! You're just hungry lah!! You're not dying!!"

Taken from my friend's blog. In number 9 of her top 10 wishlist she wishes for "Lotsof family & Friends" I'm seriously wondering about how she is going to achieve that? Marrying a guy with a huge family, marrying many men (Tashes) or simply having many many babies? Needa ask her later *Deep in thought* Ok ok, Tashes is complaining. She said she specifically says 3 men *ahem*.

Now...another question comes to mind. If we were to marry lotsa people - you know by divorcing - and have kids with many different people, won't the entire world ultimately be 1 big family?

2 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home