Some strange facts of life

"How can you call a person that dumps you, makes you sad and most probably kick you in the butt when you’re kneeling down be the one that brings you happiness?" My colleague sitting next to me complained to me – btw she’s called Tashes and she didn't exactly say that. "I'm such an idiot sometimes that I wish I were an Apple product so I could be cool, white, slim and sleek" - Me "Stress. Suddenly nothing is within your control and everything is out of your control" - Me “I wish I can be like coffee – Tashes’s guinea pig – she's skinny but people thinks she’s fat!” – Tashes Hallo??!! I wanna be fat and let people think I’m skinny!!