Something White This Way Comes

Have I ever mentioned that I dislike weddings? I'm not the type to plan for my own much less for others but for some strange reason, people always turn to me for help. The latest in the pack, is my cousin who is getting married in October. Frankly speaking, I hate the organized irony of it all. I mean most people - brides especially - spent entire months planning for the big day, for how the tables, chairs etc to look like only to have everything look completely other ways on the actual day. Whatever for, right? Things do happen. My cousin says she trusts my creative brain - I'm a programmer and I'm positive she doesn't want programs - on MSN and told me not to reply to her anymore - possibly the arrival of her boss? - when all I did replied to the entire conversation was "dunno. har? har?! wat?" I didn't believe that I agreed to any her requests - I don't remember any of what she said either - which somehow was taken at face value as a yes. If anything was a yes, it must be this, "Yes, I'm nonchalant to the entire affair".