Rotation is not an Equation

Suddenly, everything is off balance. I feel as if the earth has revolved 5 rounds with me still stagnant at the same place. 1. Xiaoye - my cousin - and her 193cm tall basketball playing boyfriend are going on well, well accepted by the rest of the family now. The next time I see him, I expect to see a sign of approval on his forehead. The question here - still - is, how do they kiss? 2. My brother after much hesitation - he is so whinny - decided to take my mum's advice for a match making session in Malaysia. What is match making but an attempt at constructing a romantic's love at first sight. Who is luckier, my mum, my brother or the gal, I do not know but the match was made. The brother who speaks to me only when necessary sent me such a message on my handphone yesterday when I told him not to wait up coz I'll be working OT.

My brother: May kuan yin bless you Me: ???? !

Shock is not the word to describe my feelings upon receiving it. Regardless, he is in high spirits lately. We're expecting an inter-national - she's Indonesian - wedding pretty soon I think. 3. Airen's sister is suddenly getting married in May! The word to describe her relationship and the speed in which it is advancing forward is "Sudden". We suddenly hear her having a boyfriend, suddenly hearing about her preparation for her wedding next year, suddenly she's buying a house. Ok, of coz the ultimate one is knowing her ROM date. Sudden. No better word. Alright, spontaneous then. My part of the earth has stopped rotating. We've forgotten yet another 27th. We've tried going to HDB to look at flats for preparation to apply - not sure when. The important word here is tried. We tried. We really did. We tried going last Saturday. We went to the one at Bukit Batok near West Mall. For those who are similarly clueless, I'll be nice here and explain. If you're looking to apply for flats, HDB Hub 480 Lorong 6 Toa Payoh Singapore 310480 is the place to go. NOT the one at Bukit Batok or anywhere else. You pay your fills, get financial help and what not there. Evolution has abandoned me. I suspect I'll be the only walking human being left while the rest has mastered the art to fly.