"The" Him

It's just another ordinary day, nothing out of the ordinary, except that there was a fire drill and we went downstairs to practice fighting fire using an extinguisher rather than bare fists. Other than that, nothing that shouldn't happen, happened. Everything is as everything should be based on the following schedule. 1. Emails that'll piss me off. 2. People that'll piss me off. 3. Phone calls that'll piss me off. 4. Him, to piss me off - or to put it in a nicer way, amaze me Really. Sometimes I do not know if I should be pissed by his lack of understanding for all things simple and logical or be amazed by his lack of understanding for all things logical and simple. I think I'm being overly bias. It's undeniable. I am. I can't help it. We're supposed to work as a team but the cohesiveness is never there. Not when a normal conversation with this person goes something like that. Me "Erm...Mr blah blah blah?" Him "huh?" - LOUDLY Followed by explanation from me. Followed by more huhs?? or Him "SIMHUI!!! blah blah blah" Me "huh?" - puzzled look - "What do you mean?" In fact something worthy of note happened yesterday which led on to some interesting facts. Both tashes and I were fed up by a particular person which for certain reasons shall be referred to as the Pregnant Zebra here. While we're still fuming, the phone rang. Both of us refused to pick up the phone. We're kind of like the receptionists here. We always pick up the calls - especially me though 95% of the time, I'm transferring them. The thing to note here is that he never ever picks any up unless he is expecting one. Ok so at this point in time, both of us really freaked out coz we do not want to entertain anymore Pregnant Zebras or zebra like entities. Then, surprise surprise. He, picked up the call. WOW! We stared at each other in unison. Same thoughts came to our minds. He IS a nice person afterall. Then "Hallow? Yah it's me..." Damn. Conclusion here. Nothing he does is ever right and if we finally guessed right about something he's done, it's probably the wrong things that he's doing.