For Crying Out Loud, WHY?

Why oh why? Why does he have to sit here? Day in, day out? Go back to your own place, you're freaking me out!!! My privacy is being invaded. I'm going crazy, freaking out at every single sound or action. There are smells that I got used to - and sounds, which by the way, Mr Pink has not been doing them - but there're also others that'll simply disgust me. Pass me a panadol - make that a few - and make me pass out.